The semi-deep, semi-sensible, semi-humorous, entirely random things that you find here have all been approved by the ministry of my mind.
so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.
she spotted one on our yard today.
and that’s how she captured it
THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN
ALL THE AWARDS
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me