The semi-deep, semi-sensible, semi-humorous, entirely random things that you find here have all been approved by the ministry of my mind.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
i love girls. girls who are tough on the outside, and incredibly hot. girls who can not be stopped. girls who will kill you if you get too close. girls who spit magma and explode with tremendous force. girls who-
no. no wait. volcanoes.
i love volcanoes.