0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

ilikepie-69:

fuck you disney

Reblogged from

thepoisonousvagina:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

MOISTENED. BINT.

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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Reblogged from You Do You

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

Okay since I forgot to end my own giveaway and I’m way too exhausted to pick a winner right now I’m going to extend the deadline for a little while so if you still want a chance to win a copy of Portal 2 go ahead and reblog the giveaway post with your steam username attached!

Ventosx

Reblogged from FUCKYEAHVλLVE

burpywatermelons:

The best Pokemon name in the world.

Reblogged from JESUS CRUST

mel-tokio:

WHy yes, I aM a big fan of the animey. I have seen all of the Classics like Gundom, Orange high school horse CLub; bakemonogatorade„ monica Magical. kids these days with theyre kilt Le Kilt and Attack on Tintin, they do not appreciate quality animatoin.

reblog if you still love GOOd shows like Neon Genesis evengelatin and Boku No Pico/