fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

megachikorita:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont think you understand dentistry

squigglydigg:

misslibertinagrimm:

misslibertinagrimm:

"Oh, are you playing Yu-Gi-Oh?"

No, you uncultured swine. I’m playing Duel Monsters. 

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK.

Um, I believe the proper term is “Magic and Wizards,” you newbie.

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

image

judas no

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saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

tegansaraaficionadolexie:

gamkarakatvantas:

great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

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nuriel-hawke:

mariuspontmerciless:

jessiphia:

vaderblues:

Always in motion is the future.

whoa who is this attractive man and where can I get one

That’s Yoda

The other guy is the joker